If today's review seems a little bit rushed, folks, I apologize. You see, I'm writing this on All-Hallows-Even, and we all know how things go down when the candy starts a-flyin.' One minute you're sitting there watching scary movies munching on M&M's, and the next you're sitting in the back of a police car because apparently it's illegal to run around shirtless with chocolate stains around your mouth and a viking helmet on your head chasing trick-or-treaters while yelling, "Bow down to Zuul, subcreatures!"So, in order to avoid such potential hassles this year, I'm going to get this review done early so I can plan for the worst.Kingwin is no stranger to this website. Most recently, I took a look at a new "Lazer Gold" platform from them in a 1kW flavor. That unit scored pretty well, if I do say so myself. If I do say so myself... what does that even mean? "Here's my opinion and I am unanimous in this!"