First off, we will not exercise in irony concerning the very long time it took Duke Nukem Forever to be made. After all, no less than three generations of gamers have ironized on this topic starting from the end of the last century. The only project that might be compared to Duke Nukem Forever in this respect is the legendary S.T.A.L.K.E.R. which, despite the numerous delays and postponements, managed to make it to shop shelves and win users’ hearts. So, what about Duke Nukem?